1. dylanr5:

    tutsthepussy:

    smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

    but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

    AMEN

    (Source: kennethamilton, via sweet-oce4n-air)

     
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  3. this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

    Two sentence horror stories.

    (via tonerthatsmydick)

     

  4. lardypoison:

    why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

    (via ilovemygelding)

     

  5. "People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."
    — (via onehundredacrewood)

    checking out all new followers x

    (via alluricae)

    (Source: JRileyUSA, via desultoryripple)

     

  6. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    (via great-scott-this-is-heavy)

     

  7. tommosharold:

    1. I hear the beat of my heart getting louder whenever i’m near him.

    2. I think just someone who’s got a good sense of humour and like, if you can hold a conversation with him obviously that kinda helps.

    3. I’m in love with you and all his little things. 

    4. I’m in love with you and all his little things

    5. Through the doors and past the guards just like he already owned it.

    (via anallilo)

     

  8. Things you SHOULD do when you kiss me:

    gayteenss:

    • Push me against the wall, the/a door
    • Gently grab my chin and make me look into your eyes
    • Grab my waist and pull my body against yours
    • Caress my cheek
    • Pull my hair
    • Put your hand in the back pocket of my jeans
    • Bite my lip
    • Put your arms around my neck
    • Tease me
    • Look at me with those eyes of yours, that naughty look of yours is irresistible

    (via nerdylesbianconundrum)

     
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  11. onamelancholyhill:

    devdevnumnums:

    madlori:

    This guy.

    I’m calling it now.

    I see great things ahead for this guy.

    #acting.

    I cannot stop reblogging this.

    (Source: medusajellyfish, via the-shitty-reckless)

     
  12. avas-poltergeist:

    indigofactory:

    tardis-mind-palace:

    fyliloandstitch:

    This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

    I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

    Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

    I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

    (Source: fefetasprite, via wotcher-harper)

     

  13. radeponine:

    when pepper didn’t get her meatloaf

    (Source: stupiter, via thelostgelfling)

     
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  15. joanne-the-fallen-angel-of-pizza:

    shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

    corporalcrazy:

    okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

    "bedtime is 11!"
    "KITCHEN 11 OR LIVING ROOM 11??"

    "mom we’re gonna be late!"
    "nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

    "man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
    "well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

    The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

    you broke my brain 

    (Source: corporalcreepy, via laurasneckbite)